Wednesday, February 18, 2009




"You have to ask yourself, is it good for the Rebellion?"

"It's just that we're putting covers on all our exhaust ports. Did you get the memo? I'll make sure you get a copy of the memo, Umm kay?"

"Luke, whaaaat's happening? We're gonna need you to come in tomorrow and attack the Death Star. Why don't you go ahead and come in on Sunday too? We've lost some rebels and we need to play catch up. Ummm kay? Great."

"So you use the force to fight for you?""No, it moves through me. ""So you control it?""No it binds us together and guides us.""So what would you say you do here?""Look, what the hell's wrong with you people? I have Jedi Training!"

"Yeah, I gotta drag my ass outta bed early every day this week. I gotta make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. I'm hauling drywall to the cantina down in Mos Isley. Yeah, somebody fired a lazer bolt into the wall when they offed a Greedo!"






"Hey, Tarkin, mind yer exhaust port, bud!"

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